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September 27th, 2011 at 07:57 pm

Here is a little something someone sent me that is indisputable mathematical logic.

It also made me laugh.

This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint....it goes like this:

What makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%?
What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

And
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.

Big Grin

9 Responses to “Something to Make You Laugh”

  1. Ima saver Says:
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    That's funny!!

  2. jillybean Says:
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    That's hilarious, thanks for the laugh!!

  3. starfishy Says:
    1317151574

    very funny and oh so true!

  4. creditcardfree Says:
    1317151741

    That is funny!

  5. PNW Mom Says:
    1317153602

    Too funny! Love it!

  6. ceejay74 Says:
    1317161217

    Awesome! Glad I saw this right at the end of the day. Big Grin

  7. LuckyRobin Says:
    1317169775

    *snorts with laughter*

  8. Sha Financial Diary Says:
    1317176866

    Good one!!!

  9. ThriftoRama Says:
    1317177134

    Hilarious. Thanks for the laugh.

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